I think it's brilliant. Brilliant. Why didn't I think of it myself, I'm asking? Why, Jack? All that rum, all those empty bottles, and not a single message. Worst marooned pirate ever.

You, on the other hand---brilliant!

[He tosses the bottle back into the water, right into the current. Salutes it.]

Carry on, bottle! To brighter shores!

Now, lad--will these people be sending a rescue boat?