[Voice; Locked to Richter // 5% unhackable]

[knightofratatosk]

H-hey, um, Richter... Asch was telling me that you can use stuff like whipped cream and chocolate for, um... sex. And he said it made things really fun, too.

A-anyway, I was wondering if... I mean... um... could we try that?

[OOC: ASCH IS A BAD INFLUENCE, OKAY.]

Comments

you KNOW he got bored, hacked it, and then regretted it

[pimpinwings.livejournal.com]

[count-gardios.livejournal.com]

[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF ASCH TOLD YOU WHAT]

[knightofratatosk]

[I'D SAY IT'S PARTIALLY YOUR FAULT, GUY]

[inabook]

Emil!

[judge-evening.livejournal.com]

[What.]

E-Emil!

[7bladesword.livejournal.com]

[Now Yuffie will double think hacking your things Emil...]

[akumanotrill]

Slices of fruit are nice too~

[themoonuplifts.livejournal.com]

[OHGODHERINNOCENCE!]

J-Jeez. Emil. Someone needs to teach you how make things less hackable.

[redheadaika.livejournal.com]

[if Aika didn't respect privacy, this would be her face now...+ asfkdhshjfsbv from me! D:]

[nicknaming.livejournal.com]

[knightofratatosk]

[SDFKLJFGSDAF]

H-how did you find this? I locked it to Richter!

[knightofratatosk]

Asch mentioned strawberries...

Why is everyone reading this?

[knightofratatosk]

You don't have to tell me that...

[knightofratatosk]

Y-you don't want to try it?

[akumanotrill]

Strawberries are good. So are melons~ Nice and refreshing if you don't mind the stickiness.

Mn? Coz you didn't filter it properly?

[knightofratatosk]

But I locked it to Richter.

[akumanotrill]

I see~

Well, you're seriously going to have to learn how to lock your stuff properly then. Need help?

[knightofratatosk]

It looks like I do. I'm not sure what I did wrong.

[judge-evening.livejournal.com]

I didn't say-

I mean-

I hardly think it's appropriate to discuss this over the journals.

[knightofratatosk]

B-but I locked this so that it would be private.

[judge-evening.livejournal.com]

Emil, dear, I mean this in the nicest way possible so don't take it too personally. ... You don't know the first thing about locking messages with this journal.

[He would've probably phrased this a lot differently if it weren't for the experiment, but now he's actually trying not to be blunt.]

[knightofratatosk]

I... oh. I'm sorry. Can you teach me how to do it properly later?

1/2

[judge-evening.livejournal.com]

Of course.

[MUCH better lock]

[judge-evening.livejournal.com]

But first, I'll consider that whipped cream proposal.

[MUCH better lock]

[knightofratatosk]

R-really?