[Voice; Locked to Richter // 5% unhackable]

[knightofratatosk]

H-hey, um, Richter... Asch was telling me that you can use stuff like whipped cream and chocolate for, um... sex. And he said it made things really fun, too.

A-anyway, I was wondering if... I mean... um... could we try that?

[OOC: ASCH IS A BAD INFLUENCE, OKAY.]

Comments

[perplexme]

You're not really good at lying.

[knightofratatosk]

I'm not lying!

[perplexme]

...right.

Anyway, did your boyfriend agree to the kink-sex?

[knightofratatosk]

T-that's not... I mean... i-it's none of your business!

[perplexme]

[sorry, laughing now] You're right, it's not. Sorry.

[knightofratatosk]

I don't need to give people another reason to tease me.

[perplexme]

You think I'm teasing you? Honestly?

[knightofratatosk]

N-no, that's not what I meant! I'm sorry...

[perplexme]

...Emil remember what I said about needing more confidence?

[knightofratatosk]

Yeah?

[perplexme]

You still need to work on it.

[knightofratatosk]

I know...

[perplexme]

If people give you lip for this whole thing, just tell 'em to back off.

[knightofratatosk]

Somehow I think that would just make them laugh at me more.

[perplexme]

Well yeah if you don't actually mean what you're saying they will.

[knightofratatosk]

You're right... it's none of their business either, so I shouldn't let them bother me about it.

[perplexme]

See, that's a better answer.

[knightofratatosk]

... but if they try to start anything, I think I'll let Richter handle it.

[perplexme]

If you really wanna go that way, I guess so. I take it Richter's bigger than you.

[knightofratatosk]

Yeah, he's taller than I am and a lot stronger, too.

[perplexme]

Can't say that'd be a bad idea then.

[knightofratatosk]

I'm glad you don't think I'm being a coward for that.

[perplexme]

It's not being cowardly, it's being resourceful. Besides, I can't expect everybody to fight their own battles as much as I believe in it.

[knightofratatosk]

Richter is better at fighting than I am, anyway. He's had a lot more practice at it.

[perplexme]

Ever consider getting Richter to teach you how to fight better then?