[Voice; Locked to Richter // 5% unhackable]

[knightofratatosk]

H-hey, um, Richter... Asch was telling me that you can use stuff like whipped cream and chocolate for, um... sex. And he said it made things really fun, too.

A-anyway, I was wondering if... I mean... um... could we try that?

[OOC: ASCH IS A BAD INFLUENCE, OKAY.]

Comments

[perplexme]

...huh. Never saw that coming.

[knightofratatosk]

Not again...

[perplexme]

[sorry Emil we're trying not to laugh] Something you didn't want to share?

[knightofratatosk]

Y-yeah, something like that.

[perplexme]

I didn't think you'd be one for kinky sex though.

[knightofratatosk]

I-it's not like that at all! I just... Asch said it was fun, so I wanted to try it...!

[perplexme]

I didn't say it was bad, I just didn't expect it.

[knightofratatosk]

I didn't mean for everyone else to find out about it.

[perplexme]

They'll get over it. Just like everybody got over Zack giving Cloud a massage and that one kid being stripped by that girl.

[knightofratatosk]

W-what? I don't remember that last one happening... I must've missed it.

[perplexme]

Yeah, some guy was being stripped and tossed into girls' clothing.

[knightofratatosk]

When did that happen?

[perplexme]

About a week ago, maybe two. It was kind of funny actually.

[knightofratatosk]

If it was a week ago, then I wouldn't have... um, never mind.

[perplexme]

...what?

[knightofratatosk]

N-nothing!

[perplexme]

Emil.

[knightofratatosk]

That was... before this experiment started.

[perplexme]

...uh huh...?

[knightofratatosk]

So... there's no good reason for me to have not noticed it.

[perplexme]

You're not really good at lying.

[knightofratatosk]

I'm not lying!

[perplexme]

...right.

Anyway, did your boyfriend agree to the kink-sex?

[knightofratatosk]

T-that's not... I mean... i-it's none of your business!

[perplexme]

[sorry, laughing now] You're right, it's not. Sorry.