[Accidental Voice]

[knightofratatosk]

[This isn't the first time Emil has returned home to an uncomfortably quiet house. It's not unusual for H to be out somewhere during the day, but there's something strange about today, a weird feeling in the house that causes a sinking sensation in the pit of Emil's stomach. Hoping against hope, he's going to head upstairs and open the door to his housemate's bedroom... only to have his worst fears confirmed.

Once again, his journal falls to the ground with a thud, popping open to record a strained, shaky voice.]

N-no... no, not again... no... please...

[OOC: I know, I'm still on hiatus, but Emil wouldn't not react to his housemate vanishing.]

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[knightofratatosk]

Thanks, Raven.

[This will spur him to get up off the couch and go put some water on for tea while he waits for Raven to arrive, as well as see if there's anything to snack on.]

[crisisrain]

[It's a good thing house 20 isn't too far from house 12. Let's say around 10 minutes pass before he gets there though, Raven is a kind of lazy guy and not really in a rush. Nice day out ya know? Take a stroll.

Anyway, there's a knocking at your door.]

[knightofratatosk]

[Emil will answer the door and put on the best (faked) smile he can for Raven. SEE, HE'S TOTALLY FINE. Or something.

... yeah, he's not very good at hiding it.]

I'm sorry for making you come all the way over here, but thank you. It's just... this was all so sudden, and...

[crisisrain]

No problem! Ya'd do the same fer me right?

[knightofratatosk]

I'd do the same for you, or for any of my other friends.

[And he means it; his friends mean the world to him.]

[crisisrain]

Yer also the only person I could talk to about, ya know. The little gay stunt that experiment made me do. [He laughs but obviously he's stupidly embarassed by that.]

[knightofratatosk]

... but it's not like it's a bad thing to like another guy, right?

[He's been reassured that it's not, he just gets paranoid sometimes.]

[crisisrain]

No! Of course not! But I'm a regular ladies man, all the women flock toward The Great Raven! Imagine what'd happen if they found out I had a little sausage fun?!

[knightofratatosk]

S-sausage... fun...?

[He's... putting two and two together and OH GOD THE MENTAL IMAGES WHY DID YOU DO THAT, RAVEN]

[crisisrain]

Yeah ya know, making sausages for breakfast after spendin' the night with a man.

[He didn't mean that kind of sausage fun, but your reaction was worth it.]

The mun is in tears laughing here

[knightofratatosk]

... o-oh. I thought you meant... um... n-never mind...

I'm doing my job then.

[crisisrain]

Oh? What did ya think I meant then?

LJ why are you sending me notifs late ;~;

[knightofratatosk]

N-nothing! Nothing at all! Sausages for breakfast is a great idea after... w-wait, why am I even talking about this?

[BRIGHT RED.]

[crisisrain]

They're delicious huh?

[knightofratatosk]

Yeah, they are...

[crisisrain]

Do ya prefer them wider or longer?

[knightofratatosk]

W-well, if they're too wide, they won't fit in your mouth, so, um... longer?

[Emil, this is supposed to NOT be a dirty conversation here.]

[crisisrain]

But if they're long and skinny they're hardly satisfyin'.

[knightofratatosk]

...

[He totally didn't just squeak. You heard nothing.]

[crisisrain]

Though I guess it's a balance of gettin' them both just long enough and just thick enough ta get the best results.

[knightofratatosk]

[Okay, now he's starting to get really flustered.]

S-stop! I don't want to think about sausages right now!

[crisisrain]

Oh... alright. I was thinkin' of makin' ya a sausage casserole or something. But if yer not hungry that's fine by me.

[knightofratatosk]

I thought we were just going to have some tea, not... that.

[crisisrain]

A nice hot meal will cheer ya right up! Nothin' beats home cookin'~

[knightofratatosk]

Thanks, but I'm not really hungry right now. There's plenty of food that you can have if you'd like, though.

[Now that he's not as flustered, he's starting to feel a bit down again.]